meerkat off.THE OUT-OF-OFFICE CLUB

SOMEWHERE YOU DON’T NEED TO BE USEFUL.

TAKE THE
DAY OFF.

Everyone is optimising their life.
This little bastard has secured a chair.

CHECK OUT OF EVERYTHING ↗No plans.
Great plans.100%
UNAVAILABLE
GREETINGS FROM ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE.WISH YOU WEREN’T WORKING.
A sunglasses-wearing meerkat relaxing in a deckchair beside a turquoise pool
DO NOT DISTURB.He’s on to something.BACK WHENEVER.

YOUR VERY IMPORTANT ITINERARY

A FULL DAY
OF ABSOLUTELY NOT.

01 / WHENEVERAM

Close
the laptop.

The meeting could have been an email. The email could have been silence.

Permission granted.
02 / NO RUSHPM

Locate
the chair.

A rare opportunity to sit down and make absolutely nothing of yourself.

You’ve earned a sit.
03 / INDEFINITELYZZZ

Remain
unavailable.

Your lack of urgency deserves a visual identity. Make it official below.

Back when I feel like it.

THE DEPARTMENT OF DOING LESS

SEND YOUR
REGRETS.

Write your name. Choose your excuse.
Make being unavailable your entire personality.

TODAY’S AVAILABILITY

A little keepsake for the group chat.
Does not change your email or calendar settings.

MEERKAT OFF / HOLIDAY CLUBOFF
DUTY
Your poolside meerkat postcard
CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE

Professional Unavailable

Mentally at the pool

Return date: don’t push it.
A meerkat taking it easy beside the sea
VERY LITTLE ANIMAL. VERY BIG ENERGY.

THE ENTIRE BACKSTORY

A MEERKAT.
A TINY CHAIR.
WE UNDERSTOOD.

One little animal sat down. The internet saw a life philosophy.

MEERKAT OFF is for anyone tired of turning every minute into a productivity contest. There’s no grand plan hiding under the chair. Just an unreasonable commitment to being unavailable.

The deckchair meerkat moment ↗

A QUICK BIT OF ADMIN. SORRY.

THE BORING BITS.
THEN BACK TO THE POOL.

$OFF is a proposed Solana memecoin. The postcard maker is open; the token has not launched.

PLANNED SUPPLY
1,000,000,000
TICKER
$OFF
PROPOSED BASE PAIR
PUMP
CONTRACT ADDRESS
Not released

No purchase link or reward programme is active. Your card is a keepsake, not a financial benefit or token entitlement.

YOUR CHAIR IS WAITING.

LESS HUSTLE.
MORE HORIZONTAL.

I’M OFF. ↗

We’ll take it from here.
By “it,” we mean a nap.